Sex Facts and Statistics You'd Never Know Until Now!
What is 'scrotal infusion'?
The scrotum is an enclosed sac. It is possible to inject fluids into the sac and cause it to greatly swell.
This is also known as "ballooning" since the engorged scrotum resembles a water balloon. This painless, if
bizarre, practice has one side effect that makes it popular among a select few - within twenty-four hours
the fluid in the scrotum filters into the penis, expanding it to a quite prodigious girth. It is NOT
advisable to try such foolishness.
Can a man have more than two testicles?
You should have figured out by now that the human body is capable of almost any kind of growth anomaly,
including multiple testicles, which is known as 'polyorchidism.' This is another extremely rare condition.
Most sufferers have three testicles, although four or five have been known to occur.
(Interesting note - what about Hitler? He reportedly only had one!)
What can affect the taste of semen?
Some people seem to like the taste of semen, at least during the passion of fellatio, while others detest
it. Did you know the taste of semen can change according to several different factors? A man's diet and
state of health are two keys to the way his semen will taste. Vegetarians who eat lots of celery tend to
have mild semen (as will a man who has ejaculated several times in the past couple of days), while red
meat, asparagus, broccoli, and spinach produce sharp-tasting semen. The more sperm in the ejaculate, the
sharper the taste will be.
Smoking cigarettes or pot or drinking alcohol make the semen bitter. A diabetic's semen is usually sweet.
Combinations of these factors can produce a moderate taste. It is said that a vasectomy imparts a milder
taste to a man's semen.
What is a Dork?
No, it's not your boss. This pejorative is really the accepted name of a whale's penis. And it's no
ordinary penis. The whales, as you might imagine, have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the
champ, with a ten-foot long member that is one foot in diameter. African bull elephants have nothing to be
ashamed of either. They are the land-animal champs, coming in at five- to six-foot-long penises.
How about Some Bizarre Facts About Animal Sex?
The shovel-shaped penis of the dragonfly scoops out the sperm of other suitors.
Porpoises and Dolphins enjoy group sex. (Go Flipper!)
Wild animals, as a rule, don't get VD, although otters can get herpes.
The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.
Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have forked penises (split in two).
The rhinoceros penis is two feet long. (Yikes!)
The poor male penguin has only one ejaculation a year.
The raccoon penis has a little bone in it that has been used as a toothpick by some.
The mosquito penis is one-hundredth of an inch.
Minks fornicate for up to eight hours at a time.
Chimpanzees spend no time on foreplay, averaging about three-seconds per copulation. (And some men, so I've
heard)
Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day.
Shaw's jird (a dessert rat) holds the record for frequency of copulation - up to 224 times in two hours!
The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual.
A gorilla's penis is a mere two inches long. (Sucks to be Mrs. Gorilla huh?)
Like humans, fish practice fellatio. (Smells like tune)
The six-inch long Alpine banana slug has a thirty-two inch penis.
Beavers and hamsters will, on occasion, mate face to face.
Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females.
When a male deer rubs his antlers on a tree, it is a form of masturbation.
Scientific terms for some of the more poetic sex fetishes:
Acrotomophillia:
Amputees makes you randee, baybee, yeah!
Agalmatophilia: A fantasy thing for shop dummies and mannequins.
Agonophilia:
Someone who gets hot when their partner pretends to struggle.
Alvinolagnia: A weakness for stomachs, bellies and tummies.
Amaurophilia: You like your sex partner blindfolded.
Androminetophilia: boys who do girls dressed as
boys - hmmm
Amomaxia: You can't stop doing it in parked cars.
Axillism: Sex with your partner's armpit.
Dacrylagnia: You love it when your partner cries tears of anything.
Emetophilia: You have a vice for vomit (gag)
Eproctolagnia: A fetish for flatulation, aka "farting"
Harmatophilia: A penchant for partners who are
useless or frigid in bed
Harpaxophilia:
Being robbed leaves you weak at the knees.
Iantronudia: Exposing yourself to the doctor gets
you going. Either sex.
Moriaphilia: Arousal from telling dirty jokes and stories.
Oculolinctus: Eyeball licking - lizard thing?
Odontophilia: Tooth or gums fetish
Phygephilia: Weakness for hiney, ass, butt, buttock kissing.
Teledildonics: Arousal from computer sex games and graphics.
Tragolimia: Craving for sex constantly.
Zelophilia: Arousal from jealousy.
And finally - Genophobia is the fear of sex. And
no one here has that one we do hope.
Aphrodisiac Veggies and Spices?
Rosemary - Madame de
Sévigné found this herb intoxicating. Medieval women
scented bath water with it to allure men. It is said to play on humans'
keen scent memory, our tie to most emotional experiences.
Artichoke - This thorny vegetable, like many lovers, plays
hard to get (which like many suitors, just makes one want it more).
It was often prescribed by doctors for their male patients who sought
to increase bedroom performance.
Asparagus
- The great French lovers of yesteryear dined on three courses of
this shapely green vegetable on the night before the wedding. It is
packed with potassium, phosphorus, calcium and vitamin E, perfect
combinations for increased hormone production.
Basil - Haitian lore claims this herb comes from Erzulie, their
goddess of love. Early on, this herb was used for centuries to keep
wandering eyes at home. Wives with straying husbands powdered their
breasts with this pulverized herb. It is an Italian favorite and a
basic in every kitchen.
Chocolate - The Aztecs and Mayans were the first to recognize
the potency of this food, celebrating the harvest with festivals of
wild orgies. It is a prime ingredient in mole sauces and desserts.
Strawberry - This luscious fruit is usually a symbol of sensuality
and earthly desire in art and literature. It is often associated with
fairy folk. In Bavaria, a basket of the fruit is sometimes tied between
a cow's horns to please the elves so the cow will be blessed with
abundant milk.
Black Beans - Lore has it that this high-protein vegetable increases
fertility. This caused St. Jerome, father of the Latin Church, to
warn nuns against eating it lest they break their celibacy vows.
Chiles - Lore has it that Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, inventor
of Corn Flakes and founder of Kellogg's cereals, knew what he was
talking about when he advised nymphomaniacs to stay away from this
potent food. It gets the blood rushing, the heart pumping, the face
flushing, and the pores sweating.
Honey - In 5th century BC, Hippocrates prescribed this food
for sexual vigor. Tradition in India offers a bridegroom a gift of
this sweet, golden food on his wedding day. Attila the Hun drank himself
to death on this food on his honeymoon.
Avocado - The Aztec name for this green fruit literally translates
to testicle. It was deemed so powerful that village maidens were forbidden
to set one virginal toe outside the house while the fruit was being
gathered.
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I'm Dreaming of a White Nightshirt? -
In Hastings, Nebraska, hotel owners are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. Evidently, no one can have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. Does that include masturbation?
A Fetish for Sailor Uniforms? Or Gold Earrings? -
Sailors used to wear gold earrings so that they could afford a proper burial when they died. And did they wear those earrings in their right or left ears?
Up-the-Skirt Shoes! -
In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Must be something about the way they reflect up!
Venus's FEET in Furs! -
In the original story, Cinderella's slippers were made of fur. An error in translation resulted in them being made of glass.
All Tied Up? -
In Norfolk, Virginia, women can't venture out in public without wearing a corset. Either they have a LOT of old laws on their books or a lacing fetishist infiltrating legislation.
Peeping Death! -
In 1994, Los Angeles police arrested a man for standing outside the windows of old people's homes and staring in - dressed as the Grim Reaper, complete with a scary scythe.
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On One Leg at a Time
"Pants" was once considered a dirty word -- in 1880's England.
Red-hot and...Feverish? -
During the fifteenth century, sick people were often dressed in red and surrounded by red objects because it was thought to help them get better.
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Sex Facts and Statistics about Sexual Related Topics
The heavy breathing and elevated heart rate that occur during sexual arousal and orgasm help keep tissues and organs healthier by circulating oxygen. As an exercise, it burns off just slightly more calories per minute than playing tennis.
A study led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne concluded that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.
Kinsey reported that sex reduces stress, and that people who have fulfilling sex lives are less anxious, less violent and less hostile.
In the 1970's, a study at Duke University found that the frequency of sexual intercourse for men was associated with lower death rates, and that the enjoyment of sexual intercourse by women was associated with a longer life.
Orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up to 20%. Psychologists at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that students who had regular sexual activity had a third higher levels of immunoglobulin A, an antibody which boosts the immune system and can help fight colds and flu.
Research done by Dr Winnifred Cutler, a specialist in behavioral endocrinology, indicates that women who have intercourse at least once a week are more likely to have normal menstrual cycles than women who are celibate or who have infrequent sex.
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life.
In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice."
Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."
The word "sex" was coined in 1382.
Syphilis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.
The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out."
The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."
The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus in Furs.
The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt.
The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.
According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual.
According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.
Twenty million Americans watch pornography annually.
Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid.
According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating
Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold. The condom is named after Dr. Charles Condom. Original thinking, no?
Swedes take the most risks—61 percent have had unsafe sex in the last year, compared with 49 percent of Norwegians and Danes, which completely destroys our cold weather/more sex theory.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
Sixty percent of men and 54 percent of women have had a one night stand. Is anyone surprised by that?
Fifty-six percent of men have had sex at work. We hope as many women have too. Otherwise, there's a lot of jacking off going on in those office cubicles.
In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day. I wonder how many are successful.
More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. I'm sure almost all American women would admit to having sex with men they disliked.
Contrary to popular belief, the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Not 40, not 38…39 minutes. Ready, set….go!
Fifty-eight percent of couples like dirty talk during sex. I guess the other forty-two percent is missing out.
Twenty-two percent of couples rent porno flicks at least once. Maybe I'm jaded, but this statistic seems awfully low to me. Perhaps the more accurate statistic is, "only twenty-two percent of couples actually admit to renting a porno at least once."
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "pussy power."
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Guess all those Bolivians are going to have to fly out to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to live out that fantasy; I kid you not when I say that there is indeed a mother-daughter team working there.
In 2000 BC the Egyptians used elephant dung as contraceptives. Yikes, beware of beetles!
Genophobia is the fear of sex. “Gee, no phobia” is the absence of the fear of sex.
Whistling is the number one way to attract the opposite sex. Hmm, curiously enough, this also is the number one way to attract a dog or a horse. Cats don’t respond so well.
In related trivia, U.S. Patent #5,163,447 was granted to a whistling condom. (Which I guess would also attract females.) When a small sensor in the condom senses movement, it causes a tiny apparatus to whistle "Dixie." Wow, does a tiny confederate flag pop out? (By the way, the word “condom” and the phrase “tiny apparatus” should never appear in the same sentence.) I think it should whistle “Daisy,” like in 2001; then, when the penis starts to go limp it can be like HAL’s slowed-down voice singing, “Daisy, Daisy, give… me… your… answerrrr… trrruuue… ”
Couples that marry in January, February or March have the highest divorce rate. Couples that don’t marry at all have the lowest.
According to the World Health Organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur each day. And if anybody’s lying to the WHO, be warned; they won’t get fooled again. (God, that’s so bad I almost pulled it out. Almost.)
The average length of a flaccid penis is four inches. Unless it’s Donald Rumsfeld.
The p.h. of the vagina is 4.0 to 5.0, which is fairly acidic. Maybe that’s what the pool boy was doing there?
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Something has to make up for their sty-ish living conditions.
Males, on average, think about sex every seven seconds. I find this statistic to be complete bullshit and simply demeaning to men everywhere. I mean, if this were true, when would there be any time for thinking about beer or sports?
For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages. If you don't believe us click on any page that starts XXXTEENPUSSYXXXASSFUCKING and count the pop-ups.
A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly. So go ahead, do your part and fight the common cold!
The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. So naturally, they chose the other "f"-footbinding.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Thus, Tom Cruise playing Lestat in Interview With the Vampire.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. You don't believe us? Why do you think Dolphins are always smiling?
Seventy percent of Americans make love for 15 minutes to one hour.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones.
Rates for male sterilization have dropped slightly over the years, while rates of female sterilization have gone up.
Forty-two percent of American women usually have orgasm during sex with their primary partner, 29 percent always have orgasms during sex, 25 percent sometimes or rarely have orgasms, and four percent are not orgasmic at all.
At any one time, one in four people are daydreaming about sex.
The average woman has sex three times a week.
Ninety percent of men want to have children.
The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour.
The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.
In ancient Greece, young aristocratic women were deflowered by having her hymen pierced by a stone penis before marrying.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi.
The least expensive prostitutes in the world are the Petrapole people, who live on the border of Bangladesh. They charge as little as 10 rupees, which is the equivalent of $0.28.
The earliest breast implants were done in the 1940s by Japanese prostitutes hoping to entice the American GI's. They injected their breasts with liquid silicon.
Women are more creative auto-eroticists, and masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women are also better self-starters, with 60 percent claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, compared to only 25 percent of men.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. There have been 80 documented cases since. We're not sure if having two penises is a good thing or simply a nuisance. Two cases of blue balls? Not fun. Being able to double penetrate a woman without having to involve another man? Priceless.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife may legally kill her husband, but only with her bare hands. However, the husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired. We've come a long way baby, but until women can use hatchets, chainsaws and ice picks like any good Hong Kong man, we haven't come far enough!
During foreplay, a woman's breast size can increase up to 25 percent—another great reason for oral sex.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only two inches, proving it is width and not length that actually matters.
In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting only a few seconds. The longest documented orgasm for a woman is one minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked at 156 mph. This explains the loss of reasoning that occurs during a really good back massage.
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From The Media Headlines - Sex Escapdes!
A 61-year-old Thailand resident was sentenced to 15 years in jail for trying to have sex with an elephant. After he was caught naked from the waist down standing on a box behind the animal, he claimed the elephant was the reincarnation of his late wife. "I recognized her by the naughty glint in her eyes," he told the court.
After complaining of pain in his scrotum, a Pennsylvania machine shop worker admitted to regularly masturbating against a canvas drive belt during his lunch hour. This time, unfortunately, he leaned too close and the machine tore his scrotum. He compounded the problem by trying to close the wound with a heavy-duty stapler.
A Kansas man checked into an emergency room with his erect penis stuck through a barbell plate. Apparently, the gentleman wondered if his member would fit through the weight's hole, but once it was in, he couldn't get it out. After 12 hours of attempting to cut the plate, a urologist freed him by draining blood from the penis.
A 28-year-old African man told police that he had sex with a cow because he was afraid he would contract AIDS from a human.
Actual United States Sex Related Laws
It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. New meaning of the phrase" dat hoe was a dead fuck?"
In Washington State, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
In North Carolina, it is illegal to have sex with a drunken fish.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothes in front of a man's picture.
The first sperm banks opened in 1964—they were located in Tokyo and Iowa City.
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. It is also the only city where every legal official is a woman.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception — prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
In Mississippi, S/M is against the law, specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."
An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
In Nevada, sex without a condom is considered illegal. How do they end up having kids there? It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma..
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Oh, can I be the public servant who takes those applications??
In Fairbanks, Alaska it's illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. One wonders how they enforce this? "Yo Bullwinkle! Stop humping poor liitle Rocky, huh?"
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (lest one forget Florida is in the deep south)
It's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Sex? In a toll booth? Wonder if it'd be cool if the toll booth sex was with a toll taker…If she was paid, would she be a hoe toll taker?
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. I say do it in the shower, just to be safe AND clean.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm. Shooting off other things, however, is totally fine and understandable!
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle, they are required to honk their horn three times and wait two minutes before approaching. Hmmm, sounds like a song! "Honk three times on your cop horn if you wanna see..."
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. They must be part of that forty-two percent from the last fact, the poor saps.
Are you in a sexual slump? Is a roll in the hay really a roll in the hay? If so, here are a few not so original ideas to put some heat between the sheets. These are some of the oldest tricks in the book- but don't let that take away from their value- their longevity just means they've stood the test of time. If you haven't done any of these, be sure to give them a try as soon as you can find a willing partner.
Role-playing
Most of us are tired of being the same people all the time. Why not try being someone else for awhile? Of course the best part of being someone else is that you get to fuck like someone else. Choose new names and stick to calling each other by them for an entire night. Although it may seem weird at first it's amazing how many people really open up and try new things as they assume a new identity. To quote one of my girlfriends (although she will remain nameless), "it's like borrowing someone else's reputation for a night and seeing how much damage you can do to it." I think that sums it up quite nicely.
Blindfolds
Being blindfolded can really heighten a sensual experience. Any cloth will do, but the best are travel sleepers (night masks) that are found in any luggage store. They're molded to wrap around your nose and block out all light without putting pressure on your eyeballs.
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How Often do Husbands and Wives Cheat on a Spouse?
The results of sex polls are generally inconsistent, but the range of inconsistency on infidelity questionnaires is especially high.
The results of the various Kinsey polls over the last 50 years asking if a person has committed at least one act of extramarital sex have revealed numbers as low as 15% and as high as 65% - and are as inconsistent in the 1950's as they are in the 1990's.
Most Polls show a higher percentage of male infidelity, but some reveal an even percentage, suggesting women are just as likely to cheat.
One thing is certain- there are a lot of liars and unfaithful spouses out there.
Is It As Long As A Baby's Arm?
The average erect penis is six inches in length, although flaccid measurements vary considerably.
Couples who abstain from sex to “save” sperm until
the woman is most fertile are wasting their time, a new study suggests.
The research provides the strongest evidence yet that not only is abstaining
of no benefit to couples with normal fertility, it can *damage* the
chance of successful conception among couples seeking fertility treatment.
A team at Soroka University Medical Centre in Israel found that if men
had low sperm counts, their sperm steadily became less mobile after an
average of one day’s abstinence. But the sperm of men with normal sperm
count showed little change in mobility. (The Guardian 30/06/03)
Strange, Weird And Funky Wild Sex Facts
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a
lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." I've heard of eating "out" after sex, but this is a little
much.
Safe Sex Alternatives?
All these have been used to make condoms through history: Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, and sheep
gut. Kind of gives you an idea why they weren't very "en vogue" for long, eh?
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. Well, how long is that in
the lifespan of a mosquito - for all we know, it could be days.
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other
party to your crime. Because, we all know, those sheep/horses/cows/goats/what-have-you were just asking for
it!
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass. I admit it
was the animal horn that drew me to this one.
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. Er, trying to get a mental image of that one…
Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon. Oh no, not Keith!
Danny, maybe, but not Keith!
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an
animal. That's why I had to leave the small towns…
A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked, which is why they cost
more.
Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours. Bored, much?
And finally, a study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom
during intercourse. I suppose it's a sense of voyeurism, but - ew! I'd be embarrassed to look my cat in the
eye the next day.
So, You Want Her To Swallow?
Semen tastes sweeter if you haven't been eating meat. It's also an old wives tale that eating pineapple makes it taste really good.
An Amazing Organ… The vagina is self-cleaning, kind of like the oven. Is that were the term "one in the oven" comes from?.
Production Far Exceeds Demand…
A healthy male's ejaculate contains over 200 million sperm. If every one of these were able to find an egg, the average guy could easily fertilize 5 billion eggs in less than two weeks (this would double the current population of the earth).
Of course, the time required would vary slightly between individuals and be affected by environmental factors like diet and the availability of porn.
The Best Cure For A Headache…
A female orgasm releases endorphins (chemicals released in the brain that give us pleasure) and these are powerful painkillers.
Having a headache is a reason to have sex, not to abstain from it.
So You Think You're The Father…
The more recent Kinsey studies that included genetic testing found one in ten children in America is mistaken about their father's identity.
Also, a British study found that a woman is more likely to become pregnant with a lover rather than her husband, when she's been having sex with both in a given time period and even having sex with her husband more often.
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- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200.
- Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000.
- Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons.
- Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (Duh)
- Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This may just be the real reason that women love chocolate.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Is anyone else getting weird flashbacks to Clash of the Titans or is it just me?
The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of fully functional hot whale action.
The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is three to four inches. The human equivalent is 26 miles (a marathon distance). Meanwhile, most of the human race can't make it from the couch to the fridge without huffing and puffing.
Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people? What about girth?
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (And then when they turn 40, their penises fall off. This is why it's all about quality, not quantity.)
29 percent of us are virgins when we marry.
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: one to two teaspoons.
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Do Women Have Wet Dreams?
While normally associated with younger men, some women do indeed have wet dreams in their sleep. Wet dreams are most common for women in their 40s, although, according to a Kinsey study, less than forty percent report having them. The female wet dream does not involve ejaculation, per se, but an increase in vaginal lubrication. As with male erections, these lubrications happen about four to six times a night, and help to clean out the cervix, as does masturbation. (Do you have to be in your 40s?)
How many women have an extra nipple? Men love a woman's nipples, usually in pairs. But many women, one in every two hundred in fact, have a third nipple. Extra or "supernumerary" nipples are generally small, and most resemble a mole or a freckle. However, they can also be the same size as a normal nipple.
Top Ten Reasons Single Men Could Stay Single - Forever!
- 10. Wearing that "15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women" shirt.
- 9. Epic 10-hour online gaming sessions, complete with two Domino's pizzas and a Big Gulp.
- 8. Carrying more than three pens at anytime in your shirt pocket. Or just having a shirt pocket!
- 7. Two words: mullet haircut
- 6. Showing off your extensive Star Wars toy collection on the first date? Not very suave…
- 5. Every sentence starts with, "I hate it when girls… "
- 4. It's called a toothbrush. Don't be afraid, teeth are your friend.
- 3. She can smell your cologne before you even leave the house. A little goes a long way, hombre.
- 2. "You know, I really relate to this Curb Your Enthusiasm guy, and Ali G iz da man!"
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More Sex Trivia and Facts you really don't need to know!
Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. There's 2000, there's 2000, there's another 2000…
It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising…
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy—just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs?
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Ever Wondered Who Discovered the All Mighty G-Spot?
You would think it would have to be a woman, right? After all, they have them. Well, the first person to propose the existence of the mythical G-spot was one Dr. Ernst Grafenberg, in 1950, in the International Journal of Sexology. It (the g-spot) is a bean-shaped area of erectile tissue behind the front wall of the vagina, between the back of the pubic bone and the cervix.
No one seemed to notice the good doctor's discovery for over three decades. It didn't even have a name until two scientists - John D. Perry and Beverly Whipple - called it the "G-spot" in honor of Grafenberg (hence the capital "G"). In 1982, along with Alice Kahn Ladas, they dropped the "G" bomb on the public with the publication of The G-spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Sexuality.
Ah, the wonders of living in such an enlightened society…We hear of penis enlargment... Can a woman have her vagina tightened?
If your man's penis isn't big enough, you can take matters into your own hands and have your vagina tightened up.
The process, called "female genitalia enhancement," is accomplished by removing fat from the thighs, which is then emulsified and injected into the outer labia. The labia are then squeezed to reposition the fat up into the vaginal walls. After a successful operation, you will feel much tighter to your partner and he will feel much bigger to you. This procedure eliminates the need for him to be enhanced in size. (Yikes)
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